I hate all girls vehemently.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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