just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
