Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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