he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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