ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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