Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
