he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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