dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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