Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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