don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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