I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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