at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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