whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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