i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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