The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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