at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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