I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
