so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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