me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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