how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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