the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
