I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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