Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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