I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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