And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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