At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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