i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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