They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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