OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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