I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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