on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Duck Duck Cougar?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
this will be a night to untag.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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