I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
