These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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