You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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