i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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