goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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