please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
