So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
