I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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