Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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