Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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