at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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