Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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