Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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