More tranny stories later!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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