I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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