last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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