i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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