some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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