Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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