What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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