I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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