Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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