doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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