ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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